How to Impress Me:
Topic: Marriage
* Get up and get ready for church.
* Take me to church and realize that it's Palm Sunday so all those people who NEVER GO TO CHURCH are there. Be mad at them for a split second and then realize that being mad at people for being at chruch is rediculous. Also realize that there is absolutely no place to sit and standing in the foyer for mass is not acceptable so decide to leave.
* Take me to Office Depot instead. Buy me a new printer and office chair.
* Conduct Part II of our contunuing discussion series on Home Organization. (Remember Part I where I said that I don't have the time to organize my scrapbook crap or my side of the closet because I'm too busy doing 85% of the cleaning, cooking, laundry, and other basic, weekly, necessary household chores?)
* Decide that this week, organization should be a priority for our FREE TIME.
* Go home.
* Decide that it's "free time" and ignore that there are any necessary, weekly tasks to be completed in the bathroom, kitchen, or bedroom. Take on only those "free time" organization tasks that allow you to comfortably sit in front of the television watching basketball.
* Allow me to spend my afternoon scrubbing the kitchen from top to bottom, picking up dog poop from the yard, picking up trash out of the yard, reseeding the lawn, gathering the trash for pick-up tomorrow, making dinner, cleaning the bathroom, making the bed, and doing laundry.
* Prove my point, once again.
* Make me popcorn and watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force with me.