Spring? No, it's "Not Winter".
Topic: Daily Posts
In New England, we don’t so much have “seasons” as we have Winter and Not Winter. The Winter portion of the year is obvious: consecutive days below 0 degrees, 3 feet of snow at all times, wind chills hovering around absolute zero. The Not Winter portion of the year is trickier. Just as it begins, we get slammed with a cold snap and 6 inches of snow. But now, I believe that Not Winter has begun. We have had successive days above freezing. Not too long ago, the last traces of snow disappeared from our yard. And today, ladies and gentlemen, I did not wear my winter coat to work. I wore a jacket. Our high for the day (two days in a row): 58 degrees.

The beautiful synergy of this weather and the recent time change (giving me a whole extra hour of daylight) has awakened the sleeping Martha Stewart in me. It’s Not Winter! I think alphabetize the linen closet! Raise 234 varieties of tomatoes,! Send hand-made thank you notes to everyone I know! Start a chicken farm! Re-upholster the furniture! Learn to hand-tie authentic alpaca rugs! Take up conversational Japanese! And that’s just this weekend!

Last night, the wild Martha Stewart hair up my ass caused me to: rake the yard - making sure to get the dead leaves, grass, and sticks carefully to leave the newly planted grass, chop and marinate beef, chicken, and veggies for kabobs on the grill – with separate marinades for the beef and chicken to bring out their unique flavors, order plane tickets for the upcoming bachelorette party, take the dog for the Long Walk up the giant hill (as opposed to the Short Walk, which he hates), email everyone in my inbox, call my sisters, clean the living room, all while leisurely drinking a beer. I totally deserved that beer.

Pope John Paul II 1920-2005
Deb just emailed with some pictures of Keith interviewing Kofi Annan, UN secretary general. She also included a link to Keith's obituary for the Pope. You can find it here.

papertiger12, version 2.0
Topic: Daily Posts
Recently, it's become painfully obvious that the freebie tripod blog is not working. Lately, the biggest problem has become the damn pop-up ads. Is anyone else having this problem? Today, even after I closed the pop-up ad of the flyswatter, the buzzing fly sound persisted. It wasn't until I CLOSED THE BROWSER that I got rid of it. WTF!?

So, I shall be in search of blog/web hosting that will meet my needs. This may involve (*gasp*) PAYING!!

You've been warned.

My week. In a List!
Topic: Lists
Things shaped my world this week:

1. Tiger, did in fact, drink from the toilet. It is his way of saying, "hey jerks that I live with, I'm out of water...AGAIN". It's been dry here, and he has decided that he is a camel.

2. Terri Schaivo's ordeal is over. CNN (who had given cruel coverage of the situation for the past months) had a touching article of Michael's compassion towards his wife. I was getting all teary! At work!

3. Fox 25 here in Boston showed the rescue of a dog from an lake where she had fallen through. (Yes, we still have ice on lakes up here in Antarctica.) THEN, the very next day, they had the dog (Sabrina) with her owners on the morning show! I heart Fox 25 in the morning. I'm a sucker for a pet rescue story. Pete promptly threatened Tiger that if he didn't behave, we would take him out to some iced over lake... (He was kidding, of course.)

4. My lab notebook is FABULOUS! I love it! It's quickly filling all the voids the old composition notebook was leaving in my journaling life.

5. Pete made the most awesome dinner this week. Marinated grilled chicken and asparagus. We stood in front of the grill (to keep warm), drank beer and had a good chat. It was a reminder that summer and grilling season is just around the corner.

6. Unfortunately, we've been watching the slow passing of a great man of God. Pope John Paul II's deteriorating health and eminent death is a reminder of many unpleasantries in life. My heart is heavy with grief for Catholics, Christians, and all people for whom he was an advocate of Christ's love.

Thirsty?
Topic: Quotable
Me: Honey, I think he's out of water.

Him: (sigh) I'll go lift the toilet lid...

You've Been Pittsnogled
Topic: Daily Posts

Thank you, March Madness. Pittsnogle is a household word, especially in this household.

Do You Flikr?
Well, I finally got around to creating a flikr account. And I'm pretty sure that it's addicting. They've had great sucess which should be largely attributed to the blog world. So much that they've been aquired by Yahoo. I've found all sorts of cool pictures on there. This is my favorite so far: Can you say "weekend waster"? I could totally spend a weekend screwing around to acheive this.

Happy Easter
In an effort NOT to repeat last week, Pete woke me up at 7:30 for 8:00 church. We got to 8:00 church to find that it started at 7:30. This time, we voluntarily stood in the back. We also learned that 7:30 church is not packed (as are most things that start at 7:30 on a Sunday morning....).

After returning from church we found that the Easter Dog hadn't left us any goodies, but had eaten an entire bag of Pete's Jelly Belly's.

He was sick for most of the afternoon. We still took him for a walk to enjoy the sunny weather.

Happy Easter!

Instant Karma's Gonna Get You
Topic: Daily Posts
This morning, after the dog woke me up at approximately 6:32 am to go outside, I let him out, took a potty break of my own, and tried to go back to sleep on a glorious Saturday morning. The sun was shining, birds were chirping, making it impossible not to get up. So, I did, waking up Pete in the process. I decided it was finally time to drop off at Goodwill 2 of the 3 bags of clothes and housewares that had been sitting in the corner of our bedroom for the last month. Since Pete was headed half-way to where I was, I made him carry a bag to the subway. I left him at Government Center and headed over to Goodwill.

After schlepping all the way to Cambridge with overstuffed bags of stuff, I sucessfully dropped off both bags. So, lighter and hands-free, decided to do a little shopping before I met back up with Pete. There's a Payless Shoe Source down the street. I sometimes go there to find cheap slides to wear when picking up dog poop from the yard and running down the street to get a paper. Last year, I found the PERFECT pair there. Unfortunately, I ruined them when I accidentally stepped in a puddle. They were never the same and I had to throw them away. I loved those shoes. This year, with no luck, I had checked several times to see if there was anything close. But today was different. Today, I had donated to charity! Payless had a lone pair of the EXACT shoes from last year in my size. For $12.

Next Saturday, I'm gonna donate that last bag of clothing. Then I'll check in at the apple store to see if the iPods have been clearanced to $59....

Lizard. It's What's for Dinner.
Topic: Daily Posts
Him: Look. (pointing to the building along the sidewalk) "Retail/Restaurant" space for lease.

Me: (looking at the window and seeing "Salamander" in a modern, sleek font, painted on the windows) What are we going to open, there?

Him: A restaurant...named "Salamander".....where that's all we serve.

Me: That's disgusting.

Him: That's why it's closed, now.