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Wednesday, 13 April 2005
"Keymaster" or "I am an Idiot"
Topic: Daily Posts
I found them! The keys! They're found! No, they weren't in the freezer.

Apparently, when I came home from walking the dog on Sunday night (the last time I had them), I put them on a CHAIR in the kitchen. Then, I quickly pushed in the chair under the table with the long table cloth on it. Then, for three days straight, while trying to recover from our "weekend hangover", we ate all meals in the form of junkfood and empty calories on the comfort of our sofa in the living room in front of the mind-numbing television. Then tonight, while finally getting around to cleaning the kitchen, I took the tablecloth to wash out the lobster stench and rearranged the table to remove one chair. Voila! There they were! On the CHAIR! Somewhere stupid where they don't belong!

Oh sweet, sweet Shaw's Card, Stop & Shop Card, PetSmart Card, Petco Card, Bob's Card, Vitamin World Card. I've missed you all. I'll never be so careless again.

Posted by papertiger12 at 8:51 PM EDT
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