Dude, where's my keys?
It's a been a very busy past few days. Here are the highlights, er, lowlights?

Juice was here over the weekend. No one was arrested, and our house wasn't burned to the ground, so I guess it was a success. Honestly, compared with previous weekends with Juice (and with the exception of the slight indescretion in choice of entertainment) I would say that the weekend was good. I never thought I'd say that about him.

My keys have gone missing. I have just about turned the house upside down looking for them. Sometime between Sunday night and Monday morning, the disappeared. Did I accidentally throw them away? Did I drop them while taking out the trash? Maybe someone has them and is plotting to break in.... Perhaps I mindlessly put them in the freezer. If anyone has seen them, please return them to me. I miss my Shaw's rewards card.

I got a demotion at work. Yeah, they reassigned titles with our move to the other division. I was given the LOWEST title. Entry level. There were others in there with me though. Some, even, with master's degrees. Here's the part where I refrain from saying too much for fear of being fired. The upside was that my manager complained and requested that I be given a higher title. Gotta love that. I have to admit that I don't care about my title. They can call me the "lab bitch" as long as my job doesn't change and that paycheck keeps coming.